so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He better not be in your backpack
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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