You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
