i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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