marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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