Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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