Sponge bath it is.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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