Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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