Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I'm jealous of your bromance
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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