We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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