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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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