arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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