Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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