I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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