let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
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