I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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