On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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