i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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