Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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