kristin has been a bad kristin
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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