You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
