What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
North Korea, Best Korea!
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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