yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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