I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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