Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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