I like to think it a success when the cops are called
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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