There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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