i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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