I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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