is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize