Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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