fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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