No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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