I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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