Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
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he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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