don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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