party gras won. party gras always wins.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My breasts were aching with rage.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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