so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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