all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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