do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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