Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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