U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
