why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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