when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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