what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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