all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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