When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Who did Billy Mays play for?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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