Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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