no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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