i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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