people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Damn victory sex feels great
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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