If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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