just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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