Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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