I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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