So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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