Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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